WHEREVER YOU ARE outtake; released Christmas 2005 as a downloadable mp3 on mineandyours.com

"At the ripe old age of 28, I was obviously still feeling (and being told on a regular basis) that I should occupy some spot in the ClearChannel/Infinity Radio/MTV universe: Voila, Little Sister! We tried to have fun, assuming that if we were really going to go for it we might as well be laughing. Enter Big Guitars, Tongue In Cheek, Possible Michelle Branch Sightings, Alcohol... and it actually rocks pretty fucking good. So here you have it, Two Minutes and Forty-Eight Seconds from the Year of Living Dangerously."

your pretty little sister is growing up too fast
i hardly can remember silly little laughs
or summers at your daddy's barefoot on the lawn
cartwheels through the sprinklers singing all along
i won't get sentimental 'cause now those days are gone

and hey little sister
my you've come a long long way
and hey little sister
my you're looking big today

well i missed her graduation she lost some baby fat
she called me once from college i never called her back
well maybe it was paris or prague at 23
but now your favorite jester is weaken at the knees
and from your mama's sofa who's waving back at me

and hey little sister
my you've come a long long way
and hey little sister
god you're looking big today

if she forgot me well she oughta know
turn me up on her radio
yeah this world it leaves you so disturbed
but now it seems all i want is her
yeah all i want is you

hey little sister
my you've come a long long way
and hey little sister
god you're looking big today
hey little lady
guess you needed time to grow
so hey tell me baby
all that little sister knows
you know