writings: JULY 2004 - WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING?

Ha Ha, OK, Smarty-Pants. Well, there’s no denying that this little update is long overdue. As the tours have been going by, I have found myself avoiding it for several reasons:

1. The ‘brief encapsulation’ that could have been possible many months ago is now a moot point.

2. I don’t remember as much as I used to.

3. It’s good to be home forgetting about some of it.

Beyond these, I see no reason at all to not continue on. Just so you know, I did start a very detailed account of my tour with the Mavericks back in April. The first part of it is posted on Craig’s site, I believe. It is mildly interesting, if you’re already bored, as many of us are, sometimes.

That tour turned out very well. I have been friends with the fellows for quite awhile and it was good to finally do some shows together. I was fortunate enough to only have to do three to four song a night by myself; Paul, Robert and Jerry Dale joined my in various incarnations onstage for the rest of the set. I was able to travel to some new places in the UK that I hadn’t been to before, and I was fortunate enough to do it in style on the Mavs double decker bus. Here’s a sampling of an unfinished diary entry:

Last night’s show was terrific. The Olympia Theatre is an old and beautifully preserved roundhouse in Dame Street, complete with Edwardian ornamentation and wonderful acoustics. The whole place is upholstered in a blood red velvety material that brought the Muppet Show to mind. There were even opera boxes; I kept expecting to get heckled by puppets. Unfortunately, my newfound digital camera skills did not come into play.

I had spent the previous night of my arrival in solitude as the Mavs were still in Holland and I had no contact information for my friends in Dublin. I was probably better off, anyway; after my trip over some sleep was definitely required. I got some excellent Indian takeout from a restaurant up the street and passed the night away reading my bad airport novel and listeing to the clubbers outside on the street yelling and smoking.

Which brings me to a heartbreaking news bulletin: If you like to smoke cigarettes, watch your back in Ireland. Beginning in March, the strictest anti-smoking law I have yet to encounter was put into effect here. It’s being brutally enforced in all public places that contain employees of any type, to the extent that my wonderful Irish label rep, Gill, is not supposed to smoke in her company car during working hours. Looking forward to nice, woody pubs with amazing musicians jigging away in an invitingly barbecued ambiance? Forget it. Those days have passed. Guinness, Murphy’s and shared smokables have always been a hallmark of any Irish gig. Only the Stout and a foreign smell of bleach and perfume remain. It truly brings a tear to the eye. The odd thing is that there appears to be little public support for the law; the Irish have a bit more spunk than Americans when it comes to losing their civil liberties. Regardless, the seemingly obvious logic of allowing smoking and non-smoking venues to suit everyone’s preferences remains untapped, even here on this wonderfully warm and amazingly accomodating island. Maybe I just haven’t met enough of the right people yet, but I get the impression that the Irish are about as excited about this draconian mandate as I would be about having John Ashcroft and George Bush over for dinner. Yuck.

Anyway, on to greener pastures. They’re easy to found around here, fortunately. St. Stephen’s Green is a lovely little park with ducks and a pond that provided me with a sense of absolute calm in the center of Dublin on my three hour jaunt through the city Sunday morning. I spent ten minutes watching a father manage two small daughters and a Stratfordshire Terrier all at once. The Stratfordshire Terrier is an amazing breed of dog that I would love to add to our brood at some point. The body is stout, the face absolutely comical, the level of loyalty irreplacable. Just for kicks, and especially dedicated to Nick Robinson, here are two photos of our most reliable family members, Stan and Hazel....

The Mavs have an older audience than I have had the opportunity to play for in awhile. I had a lot of very kind, mothering ladies tell me that I had a lovely voice, I needed a haircut and that I was invited over for tea any time I was back in town.

I capped off the tour with a solo show in London where I was accompanied for the first time by a very agile and gentlemanly cellist called Andy Nice. Our partnership was fruitful, so I asked him to join me on my next run through the UK. He graciously accepted.

Indiana was released May 4th in the States. I had in-store appearances at Grimey’s and Tower in Nashville. There was a really nice CD release party and performance at 12th and Porter on the 15th; I played with the Nashville band and tried not to party too much because of an early flight the next day to Detroit, the sight of the first gig of a three-week tour with Ron Sexsmith.

I was accompanied on this one by my good friend Stuart Cameron. Stuart smuggled himself accross the border from Toronto without a work visa, rehearsed for an hour in and then hit the stage, with brio. Like most of the gigs on the tour, he made a lot happen with very little (acoustic guitar and lap steel) and kept a smile on his face all the while. Let’s see, Detroit... great show given the lack of preparation, great seeing Michigan buddies, an unwise decision to drink Jagermeister. Chicago... good show, lots of alcohol, Irish dancers. Milwaukee... hangover, played in Shank Hall. Minneapolis... disappointing. Columbia... remarkably invigorating for a lightly attended show, great breakfast at Eddie’s, nice run. Denver... three days off, show light, traded CD for hand-made candle with local artisan who was in a prog cover band. Salt Lake City... Hot Shit! Very suprised to have fans in the audience, lots of fun. Seattle... triumphant show, questionable weather, Stu bought a belt. Portland... a stupid venue, good crowd, hung out with my buddy Jay all day before. San Francisco... good show, sold out, finally. L.A... pretty good, getting tired, nice day off with Natalie the day before. San Diego... ? Tempe... cool drive across the desert, 117 fahrenheit, small crowd but nice. Tuscon...

Well, Tucson was memorable. The last night of the tour generally requires some serious pranking, and Stu and I lived up to our responsibilities. Pedal boards were saran-wrapped, guitar straps were hitched up too high, keyboard keys were taped together, terrible porn was plastered all over the stage, drumsticks were replaced with carrots, sweaty cycling shorts were mounted behind the drums and hideous shots of schnapps with vermouth were passed out to unsuspecting Canadian band members. Fare-ye-well toasts were made aferwards on the bus and we set out into the desert night.

Natalie and I flew home the next day and I tried to get my life back in order before leaving fourteen hours later for Manchester. Upon arrival, I began ingesting the amino acids and multivitamins my wife had supplied for me and began feeling very odd. I hallucinated through a screening of the latest Harry Potter before collapsing that night. The jet lag from the Pacific Coast was intense; I think I prefer going to Japan, where you lose an entire day to account for the feelings of inadequacy.

I was overjoyed to see my old friends Neil Cossar and Andy Nice in Liverpool. After another very brief rehearsal, Andy and I hit the stage and did remarkably well. The following day brought a few radio sessions and interviews, responsibilities that would add to the very abstract demands of life on the road throughout the UK tour. Andy was in top form for the whole thing. He even drove for half of it. He is my hero.

After Liverpool, we moved on to Manchester, where we played well despite being cut off early, losing one side of the PA and being harangued by a promoter who shall be remembered only as “The Poison Dwarf.” Scotland was next, I think; Glasgow rocked and Edinburg was the worst show I have ever had, thanks to an incompetent sound engineer and the piercing waves of feedback he was unable to control. Birmingham was an excellent gig tainted only by England’s loss to France in Euro 2004 and the violence that ensued on the street afterwards. Much, much drink was consumed. London was a bit disappointing because of a noisy crowd that made it difficult to hear ourselves. Brighton was very nice; I met Andy at his place and had lunch with he and his 6-year old son, Cass. We played football in the backyard, drove down to the sea and rode the attractions on the infamous pier. Oh, and the gig was really good, too.

We played a lovely pair of old churches that had been converted into arts centers in Colchester and Norwich before winding things up with another smasher in Northhampton, after which Andy was nice enough to drop me off at my hotel near Heathrow.

I slept for a good four hours before packing my bags again and grabbing a taxi for the dreaded Terminal Four. British Airways saw me through a very painless direct flight to Philadelphia, where I had a joyous reunion with my wife who, thankfully, hadn’t for gotten what I looked like. We spent the evening having an excellent Mexican meal and strolling through the city. That night feels like a dream now, one of those brief periods of time where jet lag and romance coalesce perfectly into an unforgettable memory.

The next day Ethan and Whynot picked me up at the hotel. After another two hour rehearsal at the gig, we girded ourselves with some excellent complimentary food and played the second headlinging show of the Indiana World Tour. Thing were a bit shaky, but the folks in Philly were very understanding and warm. The next day we sat in traffic before finally reaching Brooklyn around 6:00. I went out for a good night of old-fashioned revelry with the fellows before collapsing into Ethan’s bed with my wife.

The next day we all headed up to Boston... well, 'headed' being the operative word. 'Crawled' seems more appropriate; the normal three or four hour drive turned into seven in summertime Northeastern traffic. The show went on, however. Things tightened up a bit on our end, the only odd point of the show occuring when Chris Robinson walked in front of the stage from the venue next door. After another seven hour trafficy drive the following day, we attained Hoboken, New Jersey. The gig was helped along by the 45 minute time limit and everyone headed back to Manhattan afterwards.

Ethan and I had a great conversation on the way to Asbury Park the next day. The gig was the best yet. The next morning I had an exceptional radio interview at WFUV and a nice stroll through my old neighborhood that afternoon. The gig at Joe’s Pub was even better than the night before, capped off with drinks at 2A that went a little late.

I was waiting on the curb for a car to Newark Airport the next morning at 6:00. After a frustrating connection through Atlanta I arrived in Pittsburgh around 3:00. I checked into the hotel and ordered around $75.00 worth of room service. The fatigue I had been ignoring since Philadelphia was beginning to overcome me. Drinking a bottle of white wine and eating a lot of pasta in the afternoon was probably not the best way to prepare for that night’s gig, but clarity of mind was difficult to find at that point. I took a quick nap and headed over to the Club Cafe. It was actually fun to play a solo gig after so many accompanied performances. I celebrated by drinking more afterwards with Craig, Barb, Cole Guerra (the very talented opener) and some old friends from P’burgh.

Jesus Christ. The memory of dragging myself out of bed at 6:30 the next morning to get a plane to DC is painful. My hangover began as we landed in Atlanta and didn’t completely subside until the completion of a questionable set at the Iota club that night. I was so bedraggled and sweaty that I slipped out the back door before having to simulate pleasure in conversation with anyone. DC, I’m sorry. Will I ever stop letting you down?

The following week in Nashville was relaxing for the most part. I got out of bed a couple of days after returning and went into the studio with my brother Jason to record two songs, one original for a kid’s compilation and one for the Everwood soundtrack. It was a lot of fun and they both came out really well. I attended one social event near the end of the week and felt very uncomfortable, as if coming off anti-depressants for the first time or, perhaps, receiving a coffee enema. The road glaze took awhile to wear off. About the time it finally did, I went to Ireland.

I am happy to report that Erin Mckeown is alive and well. She is sweet as ever and her career seems to be rolling along at a comfortable clip. Most of the shows I supported her on in Eire were sold out, and I, for one, am not suprised.

I made a stupid mistake of booking myself on three different flights en route to Dublin so that I could stay with my beloved British Airways. The connections were a bit rough and I missed two flights. By the time I got to Dublin I was tired and overcome with self-doubt. Erin and Anna, her tour manager, picked me up and we drove straight to Letterkenny, a six hour jaunt that aggravated my sciatica but allowed me to get to know my new lady friends a little better. It turned out that we were staying at a huge Radisson that was housing the gig and had a gym, swimming pool, steam bath and sauna. I heavily indulged in all of these over the next two days in an effort to regain my youthful charisma and positive outlook.

Next we set off for Galway, which was nice to look at but a bit rushed and hard to remember. Limerick was exciting. Cork is one of my favorite cities in Ireland and also turned out to be one of my favorite gigs. My suprisingly controlled intake of alcohol was serving me well by this point and I was beginning to feel like a champion again. We played a lovely little arts center in Cobh that had huge windows opening onto the sea. Whelan’s in Dublin was as good as it felt two years ago. I indulged myself with Erin’s champagne and a few too many pints; the whole damn thing was beginning to feel a bit too much like a field trip instead of a tour and I took it upon myself to kick out the jams a little. No one seemed too concerned one way or the other.

The girls said goodbye the next day. I did a few radio sessions and spent the rest of the day in Dublin by myself, which might have been the perfect way to regroup. A nice return to St. Stephen’s Green and a fruitless shopping expedition for Nat turned out to be just the right amount of decompression before returning home.

Which I finally have. I’m now writing from the sofa in my living room, which has an excellent view of two supine dogs, a festively-colored kitchen and the same green couch I have owned since 1995. I am looking forward to being here for awhile. There’s a new batch of songs to finish that I hope to begin recording for another record before the end of the year. Nat and I are moving into a new house in December or January, as well, so there’s a massive yard sale to be planned and executed before we take off for Europe again in September. Next month we are supposedly embarking on some sort of cleansing fast that involves fruit juice, supplements, heavy colonics and a possible run at smoking cessation for me. (Don’t give me any shit if I’m still doing it next time you see me, though; I’ll only be agitated into smoking more. Boo-Hoo.)

As I write, Indiana continues its very slow but steady climb towards the top spot on the Billboard charts. It’s being released in continental Europe and Japan on August 6th; New Zealand, Australia and Japan are coming up soon after that. I have always dreamed of a world-wide campaign such as this but am slightly shocked at the amount of energy required in backing the fucker up with a little touring. It always looked so sexy in the magazines when I was growing up. I try to make it sound sexy for you all when I write it down in these things, but I wonder if you have begun to see the holes in the plot. Obviously, I’m far from being in the middle of a Bon Jovi video; it’s still sexy, but I guess too much sexy makes you feel a bit whorish sometimes. I try to keep my mind on the journey and not the destination so that I can honestly spare you all of this Noel Coward crap. I am not always successful. Sometimes, in moments of weakness, I return to the business plan I’m drafting for a gourmet market in my new neighborhood. (“Claire, sweetie, don’t talk to me about DDT; of course we have organic!”) I apologize if you have or ever do witness me in the middle of being unsuccessful. Feel free to pinch me but do not be alarmed if I respond with a bone-shattering roundouse kick; or, perhaps, a solitary tear.

That’s about how it looks from down here. It’s about time for another 95 degree smoke break on the porch. Tennessee is melting and so am I, happily. Hope to see you sooner than later, wherever you are.

Sweet Dreams,

DAVID